Swashbuckling Pirates and Filthy Wenches

Well it was another mindblowingly amazing night at "Decadence" again, this time I was dressed as a pirate "ooo er me hearties" lol. You can just about make me out in the back ground holding the flag.

Once again it was a spectacular night attended by regulars and a few new recruits ;-)

Now I am trying to decide what to wear for The Blue Show....hmmmm.

Next week is looking to be a busy one as i'm dancing Mon and Wed, auditioning Tues whilst doing incalls on Tues and Wed in Notting Hill. Wish me luck and I'll speak to you soon. XX

Tick Tock

Well some of you may or may not know that it was my birthday on Saturday, and I m now the grand old age of 28. Believe it or I have already started the count down to my 30th....hahaha yup I am actually looking forward to it, probably because i am planning on celebrating it in Vegas. Well you know what they say "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" oh yeah. Its time to start planning me thinks.

So at the moment I am up north till Monday night and then I'm back to work in Notting Hill on Tuesday and Wednesday, then it looks like I will be dancing Thursday, Friday and maybe Saturday....if you haven't guessed I like to keep myself busy.

Anyhow I shall see you guys next week sometime. xxx

Incalls in Notting Hill Every Tues & Wed

Well whoop de woo I have finally found an incall location after searching for over 7mths now.... Yup it took me that long but I wanted to find the perfect location with which to entice you in and by golly I think I have found it in the ever so leafy Notting Hill. Just a hop skip and a step away from the station hmm lovely.....this also means of course that I will noe be offering 1hr inalls oh yeah it gets better lol. 
Anyhow before I digress any further I shall look forward to seeing you there, just give me a call on 07707814350 or email me atsaschadelish@yahoo.co.uk to avoid disappointment 

See you soon 
Sascha XX

Moving On - New Incall Location & Dancing Shoes

Well its been one of those weeks again (not in a bad way lol). I've been spreading my wings a little in an attempt to broaden my horizons and so far so good. I've started dancing again as I really enjoyed it when I did it a few years back, I liked how it kept me nice and trim whilst tantalising you gents ;-) So of course this has given me another excuse to go shopping hehehe I am a bad bad girl....

This week has gotten off to a cracking start and looks to be ending with a bang....tsk tsk. What? don't be such a prude ;-) I'm at Decadence Parties, 6th Aug at their lovely new modern venue. Its a totally new look and promises to be a cracker of night, especially with the pub prices at the bar and the larger dancing areas so bye bye bye to queueing fingers crossed. Anyhow remember its a members only club so if you need me to put you on the guest list then please email or call me before 2pm on the 6th. XX

Also found an absolutely gorgeous little boudoir from where I can have incalls just round the corner from Notting Hill Gate. Its all terribly "frou frou", with pinks and red hmmm it was love at first sight if I do say so myself. I shall be there every Tues & Wed, where for the first time I will be offering 1hr incalls, so if you fancy a lunch hour pick me up please feel free to give me a call or email me.

Blue Show

Just a little something to let you know that I will be attending the Blue Show at Decadence Parties 7-12pm
This is the last show this month final show this month and it is the infamous Blue Show, with live sex shows (shy boys need not attend) from a willing victim ;-) and all the additionals that you receive at Decadence Parties. Now with our new location its even more intimate not to mention the new bar prices.

Interested email me at saschadelish@yahoo.co.uk before 2 pm to be put on the guestlist.

XX

Incalls and Decadence Parties

Oooh its that time of week again and I am trembling with anticipation for this Thursdays Shindig. Why am I so excited I have no idea maybe its the anticipation of the lovely gents that I meet whilst there.....hmmmmm yeah that works. I shall be there on the 2nd (Blue Show) 9th and 23rd July to party till the wee hours, chat and cause general havoc all around.

(Email me for details saschadelish@yahoo.co.uk.XX) 

I have also made the brave decision to offer you lucky boys AHEM incalls from my new abode near Canary Wharf. Thoroughly enjoying the new digs and the fantastic view so i thought I would share it with you. 

I am especially enjoying watching you all suited and booted going to work......hmmmm lovely. Though I am finding that I am spoilt for choice....not that i'm complaining at all ;-).

Speak to you soon 

New site, new pictures and new adventures

Well it has definitely been awhile in the making but I have finally finished my new site, though I must say that having to chase the photographer for over 3 months for the photos didn't help much.

Anyway all is well now and I think that the site is looking pretty good, and the pictures are fabulous as well I am a very happy chappy. 

So check it out www.sascha-delish.com and tell me what you think.

Also I have returned to the fantastic Decadence Parties, an exclusive gentleman's club where you can get to know me that little bit extra.

I shall be there on 25th June from 7:30 - 12pm so I shall look forward to seeing you there.

Till next time XX

I'm back....Did you even notice I was gone.

Well after a somewhat emotional and physically draining 2 months I'm back. Being outed is never good especially when it is or was someone that you trusted. But as I commented on plink some people like to control and believe that holding my occupation over my head that I will immediately bend to their will.

I must say that when it happened to me all I could think of was my immediate family and how it would affect them. Honestly thinking about it it os not an occupation that you would want your child to be in, but in my situation it is simply a case of needs must. I did however find it all a lonely experience to go through as for a short while i attempted to appease my family, until i came to the realisation that they wouldnt pay my bills and i was effectively paying theirs as well.

Once i had reached that point it was kind of so you know now deal with it, and give her credit she did. Though she still hasn't spoken to me about it all but hey at least one person I know is aware of my late night liasons ;-)

Diary of a Flaky Girl Part 1

Yep apparently I'm a flaky girl curious ...... keep reading and all will be revealed.

Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been over 14 days since my last confession.....haha.

Life has been extra hectic for me the past few weeks with University and trying to sort my Marbella trip out. 

So first things first whilst its all fresh in my head I had a fantastic and fun filled trip to Marbella for my photoshoot, though the weather was a bit of a disappointment but hey I got sunshine for 1 day at least and some beautiful sunset shots on the first day. So all in all I am a happy bunny, especially seeing as the photographer and his girlfriend were extremely friendly and accommodating. Taking us out shopping for supplies, on the town and to a party as well and what a party it was.....delayed my return to the UK by 24 hrs....nudge nudge wink wink....lol.

Now lets move onto all the drama leading up to the event.

1. I don't have an EU passport and thus had to apply for a visa- unfortunately the regulations had changed from when I first looked into it and walk ins were no longer seen and visas not issued on the same day as with the French. You now had to call a £1 a minute line to make an appt and lo an behold there were no appt available in London till 1st March, which was of no use to me as that is the day that I was to be returning. So call no 2 I manage to get an appt in Manchester for 18/02, but seeing as the site states 5 to 14 days for collection then my departure was looking iffy.

2. Now I had invited a certain lady along after meeting her at a party....she seemed pretty nice. So I thought it best to advise her of my predicament as it would be best I thought to just change the dates.......No no no no no ....... well you see she has had a op and will have been off work for 6 wks so she said (but according to he blog she was back after 3ks!!!)

3. I tried to change my flight dates,  but lastminute.com wanted me to pay an extra £145 for the pleasure of doing this when BA only charges £5 each way??? It would be cheaper to buy new flights cheeky gits.

4. My appointment day finally comes and thankfully they state that I can come and pick up my passport the day before my flight dates or as he put it "hopefully we will have a decision for you then"!!! So it was looking good. Though I must admit that I hadn't spoken to the other girl after she insinuated I was making her waste/loose money due to my lack of psychic abilities....crystal ball was in the repair shop you see ;-)

5. So the 25th comes and I pick up my passport and text her to let her know I will be coming after all.....oh deary deary me. You would not believe the ensuing drama. I speak to the photographer let him know that I am coming having still not had a call or reply to my message. Little did I know of the drama that was being caused by this lady.

To be continued...........

Incalls Pt2, Snow and Temper Temper

Well you may have noticed its been awhile since by last blog ..... sounds like a bloody confession doesn't it. If you must know I have had a tumultuous 2 wks with a mixture of joy, frustration and my god damn temper.

Incalls were a success and I met some lovely gents who I hope to see again in the future. Great sex and damn good conversation which was exactly what the doctor ordered ;-)

So after having a break with mother nature I was back and eager as hell.....seriously I was only off a week but boy was I horny. I should have known not to get myself to excited as because what happens a snow storm blows in and all of London ground to a halt......honestly it was ridiculous this snow was forecasted weeks ago and there was no preparation whatsoever. No gritters out nothing....so the buses were suspended and the train station closed as they could not deal with the snow, great for kids but bad for business. Especially in these economic times you would think that they would be eager to keep the workforce out no sireee instead they have apparently (don't quote me) lost approx 2 billion due to the fact that 95% of the workforce could not make it in due to lack of public transport. Well they must be able to afford it!

Anyhow today everything seems to be getting back to normal, so I shall and wait and see what the weekend brings me.

Now on to this weeks temper tantrum, over the past few weeks I have been receiving complaints that certain pages on my site were not visible. So I posted a query on the forum http://www.jimdo.com/app/forum/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=889.

Okay I admit my wording was somewhat, do it now or else but WTF and you will also note that the first solution where they were trying to dismiss me would have actually made the so called problem worse....you know when someone just cant be asked and instead of investigating they tell you the easiest thing in order to shut you up. I think I shall be hunting for a new host, onwards and upwards eh. 

I think thats enough bitching for one day, back at Uni tomorrow so hopefully something exciting and dramatic happens....hmmmmm.....asking for trouble me thinks. LOL

Bitches, Friends and Punts

Well you all know that it had been a hectic few weeks for me with university and all my other commitments. But I have reached my limit with with TWs and Bitches, I mean wtf....I should laugh really but it is absolutely riduculous.

First there was the I want a flatmate but you cant be fit, then there is the I met you at the xmas party and thus I should get a discount and then I get the backtrack email.....should I take it seriously I mean after she admits that she had a friend come onto the board with the sole purpose of attacking me because I dared to question her you are just to pretty email. I mean honestly there seem to be alot of people full of bs these days and dont even talk about the snobs out there.

Alot of you are disgusted by AW but alot of you still use it, you seem more willing to risk your life and health with the bb ladies, and find it so very difficult to applaud the ladies on there that dont bb. Well guess what I have decided to activate my AW account, I was under the false belief that said other sites offered you a better clientele, but if you are all honest with each other at the end of the day you are all fucking the same whores so get over yourselves. Oh and as for the non chocolate variety that think there is this big faux pas with black women -no we are not all bitches and we dont all nag and no our tan doesnt rub off. Its there to stay and quite frankly I am happy as can be (I'm not a bitch....honest I swear to God).

PS. Thought I should also cover this....alot of you are up in arms that all the EE girls are leaving now that the pound isnt so strong.....what are you to do you cry...I mean honestly what wrer you doing when they werent here FFS.

Bitch Bitch Bitch...bite me its a red wine night so wtf XXX

The Finish Line, the Pink Flock Stag and the Happy Hooker

Okay so I can finally relax now with all my assignments handed in and presentations over. I must say that I am relieved, and a little disappointed in myself as I didn't feel that I gave it my all....if i'm totally honest. Despite moving down to London, I have been having to go backwards and forward to assist with various things as there is no one else available to help my mum out. I am grateful that she has taken charge of things for me so that I can grow a little and achieve all the things I need to....God bless em eh cant live with em cant live without em. 

I think that it is because of this that I have found it so hard to settle myself, though I did make and effort the 2 days before I left to pinkiefy my room......I am now the proud owner of a "pink flocked stag", which takes pride of place just above my bed lol. He makes me smile whenever I see him haha.....Paperchase rocks.

Ooh I also ordered the movie "The Happy Hooker", I have read the book 4 times now and still love it and thought that its about time I cast a critical eye over the movie. In doing that I realised that she has written several other books and plays I might add, whilst dabbling in property management. You see now that is when you invest your money well, a woman after my own heart....

Et la fine, geography, photo shoot

Okay so I am happy to announce that I have completed all 3 assignments that were due in on Wednesday....hats off to me. Shocking really, as I was beginning to worry about my success on the course if I had failed to complete them YIKES!! But anyway I did it and the infamous posters, Oh those damn posters! You would not believe the runaround that I had to do to get them printed and then of course I mess that up by sending it too a printers freaking miles away instead of the local one FFS, talk about no rest for the wicked. Anyhow alls well that ends well.... is that the saying hmmmm i'm not to sure if I have used that in the right context. So I just have one more assignment left now, and once again I hope that my creative juices flow as I have to create an item and then give a presentation as to my inspiration etc etc. Thats not due to next Friday so hopefully I will be fine.

Met a lovely gent for the second time on Thursday and spent a lovely few hours chatting about the ins and outs of everything and my lack of geographical knowledge....hahaha it was quite funny actually. Though I did have a terrible time trying to get to him, usually I would just get the train but I thought as I didnt know that particular hotel I would get a taxi from home and be nice and relaxed.....but did it turn out that way did it hell. I shan't go into too much detail but I arrived stressed and a bit arrrggghhh, thought I had scared my gent but hey he seemed to enjoy himself ;-).

You see I'm planning on going over to Marbella for a shoot at the end of February and am currently trying to find a nice hotel to relax in afterwards and maybe take in some of the local sites. I'm really excited if I'm honest though a bit apprehensive of the shoot, not sure what them to go for....should I have a theme....decisions decsions and boy how I hate to make them. Maybe I should go pink and fluffy....not sure if the gents are ready for an influx of my personality lol. Anyhow I think we shall talk about this in the upcoming weeks before I go.

Finally got the chance to do some shopping for my room, trying to make it nice and pink so that it reflects my personality a bit more as I am having great difficulty getting settled in my room. Its a bit white and clinical and very minimalist, and I have more of a cluttered pink, floral personality and then there is the lack of storage which is very irritating as everything ends up on the floor.....a few near death experiences when getting up in the middle of the night lol.

Anyhow enough of this I have to be a domestic goddess....LOL.

Procrastination, Illiteracy & Ms Snotty

Oh my God. I cannot seem to motivate myself to do these bloody posters, my brain is stuck on I can't be bloody bothered. I've tried relocating myself to the living room, paints, laptops, all relevant magazines etc etc......still no joy. Lots of ideas but can I be bothered to put pen to paper, can I f@%*k. So I thought I would come on here and whinge about my lack of motivation... ra ra ra ra.

Been on Facebook arranging when we are gonna go in to print the posters that I haven't finished tomorrow !!! and that snotty little cow was telling us all how far ahead she is blah blah blah. I'm perfect, I use to be a dancer....oh really then why the fuck ar you living in a flat with black mole you stuck up lil bitch. Jealousy is an evil creature that eats away at you eh.....lol.

Okay so the illiteracy thing....my min booking is 2hrs because Idont like the one hr thingies...bit of a wham bam thank you mam, well nooo thank you matey. It just doesnt rock my boat i'm afraid to say and I enjoy what I do so there, whats wrong with taking your time and enjoying each other. Just read my website carefully before you call okay...thanks. X

Doom and Gloom .... Deadlines

Okay so the current economic forecast is not looking too good. There are alot of companies having to close in the current climate, but what no one seems to realise is that alot of them were in trouble way before this all started but with the press seem eager to blame it on the current economy. Not of course because some of them were mismanaged or were selling absolute rubbish, I mean have you ever been inside the officers club!

Anyhow belts are tightening all around the world, and some are talking about leaving good old blighty to watch from afar whilst the economy recovers....how bloody patriotic. The first sign of trouble and you are off, I wonder if immigration applications have gone up for Australia...actually its more likely that everyone will be off to the Americas or Asia preferably Thailand as the pound tends to go further in these countries. I'm sure I read some where that Brits were suppose to be the toughest of the lot and in all situations they grit their teeths and get on with it......obviously they were wrong.

On a brighter note I have finally made some progress on my assignments and been able to get photoshop to work on my laptop though I do think that with the way my posters are going that they will mainly be created in collage form, with a bit of painting here and there and then I shall use photoshop to finish them off. Though there seems to be a bit of a quandry at the moment as to when the assignment is actually due in!!! Ha ha I hope it is Wed as some seem to think, gives me time to go into the metal workshop and bend my metal spike LOL. Then there is my museum piece which I believe I am of course over complicating as I want to put as much into it as I possibly can. There is also the situation with the printers, none of them open till Monday which I suppose is okay if the assignment isn't due on Monday that is ;-)

I might actually do some more work now, feeling full of inspiration...hahaha.

Till next time

X

Aspirations

Its a new year and at these time we always have new hopes and aspirations, goals that we set ourselves or may have been set by others and the majority seldom achieve any of these. We always say new year, new beginning believing that if we forget then whatever tragedies that may have occurred to us in the previous years will cease to exist in the new one. Not realising that it is these experiences that make us who we are and only from living and learning we become better people.

With this new year we have the added challenge of an economic decline, an increase in the unemployed and what looks like a new war in Israel. In my particular profession they are already calls from some of you gents for reduced prices etc etc...though I dont see how some will be able to do this especially if they work for an agency who takes a 30% cut for home jobs and a 40% cut for tour jobs...ever get the feeling that you are doing charity work. I remember when I worked for an agency my god out of 170 the agency would get 50 and the driver 25 per hour plus it cost me 30 to get to and from work you do the maths- and what if you only got on job you were fucked. It was bloody ridiculous and I remember getting to the stage where I went from thoroughly enjoying what I did to being extremely resentful of the gents and the agency. Anyhow enough of dredging up the past.

I have taken steps after returning from my 5 year sabbatical to make sure that I continue to enjoy the things that I love, giving myself the scope to further my education and explore the world a little. You see I'm very good at talking myself out of things, regardless of how much I want something give me 5 mins and I will talk myself out of it, no impulse buying here. LOL

Sitting here contemplating what adventures or tragedies will befall the world and me in the new year.....perhaps a few too many g&ts tonight.

You know what fuck it I am happy, the happiest I have been in a long time and I will not be dragged down. So I am looking forward to the New Year all of the lovely people that I shall meet along the and FU to all the bitches and bastards I shall no doubt meet along the way. But like I said before it makes us who we are so I welcome 2009 with open arms and a big kiss.

Off to stress over the fact that my allergies have returned and that my printer has run out of ink after only a month wtf. Oh and CS4 still refuses to work on my laptop moody git.

3days till all assignments are due....duh duh daaaahhh. LOL. God I am so easily amused.

Later X